drinkyourjuice:

You guys, I stopped by Soda Bar and said hey to none other than Miz Molls McAleer this evening and she had THA DOPEST cat earring for me, but the motherfucker broke and so I was wearin a single hook in my ear like Janet.

Fashion statementz.

I walked out of the bar last night and I see this little chickenhead smoking alone and then she says “Um, Molls?” and I was all “DAMN!!! DRINK YOUR JUICE! DRINK YOUR JUUUUUUUIIICCEEEE.”

I love Christine. Ed’s gonna be so jeally that we got to hang.