Bow down to the queen, fuckers. I was just checking my email, only to find out that I’ve won some sort of AWARD!?! 

Way to start 2009, Molls. You’re the shit. 

BTW, IMHO, STFU is NOT a common enough acronym to just throw around in an official award announcement. I mean, I’m kinda smart, so I knew he meant “Stand the fuck up”, like… as in, to accept my award, but that’s just because I use the internet like, all the time. So, yeah… Not to be ungracious.