This is my motherfucker, Mr. Basil. I am growing him and ensuring that he lives a tight life full of water and sunshine. I will provide him with those things, as well as prune him when the time comes. This is also Sara’s plant, but she has Bloomandstuff, and since we both TECHNICALLY co-own these plants and she’s more attached to Bloomandstuff, I decided that I’m going to be more attached to Mr. Basil and that he’s my motherfucker and that I will take a bullet for him and make room for him in my Panic Backpack*.

*backpack for the upcoming shift in the universe aka apocalypse.